polkamon: Mario: Now Roy, don't be upset with Egg because he painted your shell green. It makes you actually look like a guy.
polkamon: Peach: WHAT?! I'm marrying Kirby?!

Blaze Koopa: Peach: Luigi, are YOU the one who painted that Kirby graffiti on my wall?!

Dynomite8: Person at window: Mario is not missing! He's right behind you!

antiriku: Mario: Why is Kirby floating above me on a star?
antiriku: Luigi: Is that Peach on a poster or behind a window? Wait, is Mario standing behind Roy?
antiriku: Roy: I am hungry for some Yoshi egg! *sniff, sniff* I SMELL YOSHI EGG!

Angelette: Peach: Luigi, the bathroom is right behind you!
Angelette: Peach: If you want information, I'm gonna need your age, address, credit card number, and your social security
Angelette: number.
Angelette: Luigi: Hey Daisy, where's the front of the line?

flitchard: "Peach": Sorry, but your princess is in another information booth.
flitchard: Roy: I'm gonna get that Fried the Hen for stickin' me in this picture with that group of LOSERS!

MKFan7: Peach: Luigi you idiot! Mario is behind you!
MKFan7: Kirby: Wow, Mario and Luigi are dumb.
MKFan7: When Mario is Missing!, Super Mario World, and Kirby's Dreamland combine.
MKFan7: Mario is Missing: Director's Cut.
MKFan7: Kirby: Luigi! Look behind you to beat the game instantly! **GOOD PRIZE**

warioman: Peach: What do you mean this white crown doesn't match my dress?!
warioman: Nintendo's latest game, Yoshi is Missing.

Daisyplayer1: Peach: Luigi, get your butt out of here!
Daisyplayer1: Kirby: Haha! I'm on TV, and King Dedede's not!
Daisyplayer1: Peach: Luigi, why does Mario have Yoshi's egg... And WHY IS ROY'S SHELL PAINTED GREEN?!
Daisyplayer1: Mario: C'mon people! I wanna see the Legend of the Great Yoshi and get his autograph!
Daisyplayer1: Roy: It's about time my shell's not pink anymore.
Daisyplayer1: Peach: Luigi, you're under arrest for framing Mario when you really stole Yoshi's egg, and for painting Roy's shell
Daisyplayer1: green!

Shade Koopa: Luigi: Mario, your fly's down!
Shade Koopa: Luigi: Peach, since when did you become the info lady?
Shade Koopa: Mario: Kirby, get down from that tightrope, this is not a circus.

Neon Koopa: Luigi: This artifact IS real! You've got to believe me, or I'll never see my poor brother again!!! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Neon Koopa: Kirby went a little too far to the side whilst riding his Star in Melee...
Neon Koopa: Roy: Pfft! Your brother stands no chance against us Koopas! If he manages to save you, I'll paint my shell pink!
Neon Koopa: Mario is Missing had such a low budget they had to hire Peach as the info lady.

Mario Koopa: Luigi: ALL RIGHT! PUT THE MONEY IN THE EGG! PUT IT IN!

Yoshiluv: Does this new dress make me look too mean?

Bonz: Princess Peach: I'm sorry Luigi, but as long as Mario is Missing, Kirby will be the new hero, and his first task will be to get
Bonz: that egg back from Mario.

Brawler Koopa: Luigi: Oh! You ARE wearing pants under the desk? Sorry.

Jalvo the Slime: Evil Peach: This is bad, it's not Luigi it's Weegee!
Jalvo the Slime: Roy: Man, I hate the fact that green is the new pink!
Jalvo the Slime: Kirby: Woot! I am in Super Smash Bros. Dojo! Featuring me, Mario, Peach, Roy Koopa, and Weegee!

Pete: Luigi: Get-a outta there, Peach! It's-a my shift!
Pete: Roy: Eh, saw this movie already. Oddly enough, it was shown on two screens, and there was this little pen to go with it...
Pete: Mario: Now where on Plit is that idiot cousin of a cola brewer? I found the eggshells already!
Pete: Clerk: What did I say? No pets, babies, or cameos allowed!

Amber Koopa: And so, Weegie won the staring contest.

J-bit: Peach: Look Luigi, the game is called "Mario is Missing", Mario's behind you! Why don't you go to Nintendo and tell them not
J-bit: to put you as a main character!
J-bit: Peach: Mama Luigi, huh?

Joseph Yoshi: Warning, look out for U.F.P's (Unidentified Flying Puffballs).

Caleb The Weasel: Peach: For the last time Luigi, this is not your house.
Caleb The Weasel: Kirby: Shoot, wrong game again. I know, I'll look happy.
Caleb The Weasel: Roy: I don't trust this guy behind me, especially that egg that's growing on his side.
Caleb The Weasel: Luigi: Where is my mouth?
Caleb The Weasel: Luigi: Is Peach staring at me, Mario, or that weird pink puffball?

Petey Piranha Fan: Luigi: I'm telling you, Mario is MISSING!

Super Goomba: Daisy: No, Luigi, I will not tell what's wrong with this picture. This is what you get for starring in a lousy game!
Super Goomba: Mario: That's the last time I try to solve the "L is real 2041" mystery...

gander108: It was bring a Yoshi egg, get 0 free day.
gander108: Peach: For the last time, we don't sell spaghetti, Roy.

joshuakoop: Roy: THIS IS A RIPOFF OF THE SMW-STYLED ONE! I’M OUTTA HERE.

Brick Block: Peach: No, Luigi! I don't have information about your lost respect! Go away and have a nice day! **GOOD PRIZE**

Yosh 3000: Peach: I'm sorry Luigi, but to get into the Kirby Movie, you have to either be famous or less ugly.
Yosh 3000: Mario: Roy? You have a green shell. What am I saying? In the first game, I thought Bowser was green!

Phantos67: Luigi: Can I have my money for the tickets back, please?
Phantos67: Mario: Roy, the movie wasn't THAT bad!

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