flitchard: Lemmy: Oh, joy... If it were from one of my other five siblings, I'd be worried about WHEN it was gonna blow up... When
flitchard: it's from Larry, I've gotta worry about what happens if it DOESN'T blow up...
flitchard: Lemmy: All right, which one of you wiseguys came up with the idea of giving me my own entrance to the castle for my
flitchard: birthday?
flitchard: Lemmy: Larry, while I agree that mailing Susan to Abu Dhabi is a good idea, leave her hair hanging out of the package
flitchard: and YOU'LL be the one taking a loooooong vacation. ***FIRST PRIZE***
flitchard: Lemmy: Gee... I wonder how many tourists are going to come up with an original caption involving yet another ball being
flitchard: in that box this time...
flitchard: Lemmy: Gee... I got a Morton ball, a Wendy ball, a Roy ball, and a (surprisingly hairy) Ludwig von ball. I TOLD YOU I
flitchard: WANTED A DSI FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Dynomite8: Lemmy: Hmm... It's ticking. That's rarely a good sign.
Dynomite8: Every year, Larry comes up with a birthday prank on Lemmy. This year is "Attack of the Bloodsucking Butterfly
Dynomite8: Disguised as a Bow".

shadowbowser: Lemmy: You told me a ball will be a prize. You lied. Now I must attack with my boring powers.
shadowbowser: Larry: I hope Iggy doesn't know I was that box and said he had weird hair.

Chris: Lemmy: Larry, are you the one that wrote "L is real 2401" on my birthday present?

Daisyplayer1: Iggy: What's in the box?! What's in the box?! OPEN IT UP! OPEN IT UP!
Daisyplayer1: Larry: Uhh, I'm not whistling, I have gum stuck in my mouth.
Daisyplayer1: Roy: This is better than the time I tricked Larry into thinking there were free vegetables in Peach's garden.
Daisyplayer1: Ludwig: Uh, what's Larry whistling about?
Daisyplayer1: Apparently, Iggy's hair is still standing up since the last Caption Contest.
Daisyplayer1: Lemmy: (to Larry) Lemme guess, there's a bomb in the box?

NeonKoopa: Lemmy: It's a bomb, isn't it?
NeonKoopa: Lemmy: What gave you the idea that I wanted a brick for my birthday?

Pete: Lemmy: Hey, a present! Wait a minute… Where did Larry learn to tie a bow?
Pete: Larry: Go ahead, open it. Even if it obviously says "For Bowser" on the corner. **GOOD PRIZE**
Pete: Toad (inside the box): I hate it when people mistake me for a Super Mushroom.
Pete: Larry had obviously not counted on Lemmy reading the tag marked "Explosives", and thus his plan failed.

Palomb15: Lemmy: Larry, stop acting innocent and tell me, why did you give me a gift? Or start telling me why my gift is addressed Palomb15: to "CAUTION, the Bob-omb inside this gift can’t survive for 3 weeks"?
Palomb15: Roy: Hey Larry! Give that gift to- Why is my shiny-bald head pink?

Daniel: Larry: Go on, Lemmy, it's not a Bob-omb that will blow you up because you froze my garden, so open it.
Daniel: Lemmy: It is my ball, right, Larry?

omega the hedgehog: Larry: (Lemmy doesn't know that the present is really a bomb disguised as a ball.)

RoseKOOPA: Iggy: Don't worry, Lemmy, I bet this present will be much better than the piece of broken stained glass window that
RoseKOOPA: afterwards Roy and Morton were throwing around and chucked into my head... *sigh...*

The Game Prince: By the way he's whistling, you can tell Larry got Lemmy either a plant, a plant, or a plant for his birthday.

Angelette: Are you wondering what's inside? Well... think outside the box.
Angelette: Lemmy: You can't fool me, Larry! I know this box is just a cardboard cutout!

Luigi007: Bowser: What did you get me this time? It better be the princess or you're all grounded! **GOOD PRIZE**

Golden Podoboo: Iggy: The funny thing is, it's the same game station from last year!
Golden Podoboo: Larry: Just like pass the parcel, except there's nothing inside!

Mariorulez13: Lemmy: Oh, thanks Larry. I'll just put this bomb in the pile with the others...

MKFan7: Note that the present's bow looke like a butterfly!

WendyRulez and Co: Lemmy: If the Mushroom Kingdom gave us this as a gift of peace, it had better be a LOT more satisfying than
WendyRulez and Co: a bunch of Mushrooms.

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