Wooster: Mr. Little: Foolz! I zaid I vanted coffing woes vrom my prizoneirs, not Koffee O's FOR my
Wooster: prizioners.

Boshee: Lakitu: Coffee O's, angry Goombas, and rocket ships. *sigh* Another average day in the Mushroom
Boshee: Kingdom.
Boshee: Goomba: I told you that cereal would have bad side effects, but I had no idea that it would get as
Boshee: bad as a cereal box-shaped growth on the head! **GOOD PRIZE**
Boshee: Goomba: What?! You stole it?! You fool! The rocket uses that cereal as fuel! Now the rocket will fall
Boshee: down, hit the ground, and explode, which will cause a chain reaction and destroy the world! But
Boshee: until then, LET'S EAT!!!
Boshee: Parachute Guy (on radio): Yeah! It was strange! Some flying turtle sabotaged our spacecraft just to
Boshee: steal some cereal! ... Yeah... Uh huh... You'll send 1,000 men? Good. Over and out.

THE BAT: Goomba: Hey, give back my cereal and I'll give you the stupid rocket that came with it.

Introbulus: Goomba: I'm pretty sure that the PSP has anti-coffee-flavored missles just for this occasion.
Introbulus: The P.S.P., or "Protection agency for Stupid Products", did not approve of Lakitu's new brand of
Introbulus: cereal.***FIRST PRIZE***
Introbulus: Mr. Game and Watch (on the parachute): Hey! Is that coffee-flavored cereal?

Mark P: Lakitu: Don't move a muscle or the cereal gets it!
Mark P: Goomba: What do I look like, an outdated Goomba?

Goomba Guy: Goomba: Tonight I'll steal that Lakitu's cereal...

SuperMarioClassics: Goomba: I came all this way for some stupid cereal? **GOOD PRIZE**

Punisher: Mr. Little never knew that he was on Candid Camera.
Punisher: Coffee O's are always a great way, to lift you up to the sky.

A-chana: Lakitu: Silly Goomba! Coffee O's are for Lakitus, rockets, and guys with parachutes!

Philip Mekeel: Lakitu: Could you, would you eat Coffee-O's on a cliff?

Evan: Goomba: Hey, Pacman got on something not totally and entirely embarrassing!
Evan: Lakitu: Please don't look in the background or else my cereal starring Pacman will become the
Evan: vacuum's next meal...
Evan: The prize in the box which the Goomba took to be a lollipop was actually a missile, which fired itself at
Evan: a plane.
Evan: Guy in Background: Silly Goomba, Coffee-O's are for the misunderstood!

Lil Miss Game & Watch: Lakitu: Tired of that same old breakfast mush? Eat Coffee O's©, from the fine people
Lil Miss Game & Watch: at PSP®, makers of Sugar Flakes®! The only cereal that gives you a burst of extreme
Lil Miss Game & Watch: energy, then leaves you worse than before! Coffee O's©! Available at Hypermart©!

Zeus: Label on the Box: THIS BOX CAN DOUBLE UP AS A FOLDAWAY HAT!

Gamechamp: After this scene, the characters that ate the cereal fight each other over the bathroom.
Gamechamp: We are not responsible if your children bother you for five weeks straight from usage of this
Gamechamp: product.

Apple Kid: The PSP on the rocket does not stand for Paint Shop Pro.
Apple Kid: Mario games now have product placement.

Dylan: Goomba: Mr. Lakitu, you have to open your mouth to eat the cereal, you know, just like that guy in the Dylan: rocketship.
Dylan: Lakitu: Coffee-Os ingredients are "ice cream, oil, cake, dog hair, Pokemon, computers, beans, chains,
Dylan: TVs, stars, batteries, dirt, and, rocket ships.

RaichuQueen: Goomba: I hope you realize that while you're eating your breakfast, Mario is parachuting down
RaichuQueen: to confront our boss, Bowser.

Iggy Koopa: Goomba: Ok, I sent those newfangled "Playstation Players" into orbit... NOW GIMME MY
Iggy Koopa: CAFFIENE-INFESTED CEREAL!!!

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