Brick Block: Lemmy: Look! I'm the guy telling the story here, and if I say that Little Red Riding Hood is a trained ninja with psychic
Brick Block: powers and that the Big Bad Wolf is an evil baseball player with the power to transform himself into a velociraptor,
Brick Block: then they are, okay?!
Brick Block: Flurrie Girl: Come on! Tell us what happened to Snow White before Roy comes here and forces us to watch his stupid
Brick Block: documentary about South American trees again. ***FIRST PRIZE***

TurboSalad: Roy: Lemmy, I'm reluctant to say this, but will you teach me how to rea- Wait. Why're there Flurries in the castle?
TurboSalad: Wouldn't they melt or something?

GoombaBandit: Lemmy: Why did I let these Flurries be in my world?
GoombaBandit: Roy: Lemmy, that's not a cool book to read to kids. Here, read this, it's The Murders of Jack the Ripper.

Palomb15: Screaming Ghost: YUCK! Lemmy, you are a teller, not a shower! So put those clothes back on!
Palomb15: Roy: This is SOOOO going to U-Tube!

Spiker Koopa: Angry Boo Kid: YOU LIED! You said you would read us Love Is Acceptance! But no! You are reading us Mario Goes
Spiker Koopa: to Kindergarten!!! **GOOD PRIZE**

mike56: Lemmy: Roy, please don't tell me you've replaced the students with ghosts.

MammaMia64: Pointing Ghost: That's it! This is the very last straw! I am NOT going to put up with the fact that you have an
MammaMia64: unnaturally round head!

Dragongirl: Roy: YES! I FINALLY FOUND THE BORING BOOK ABOUT TREES! NOW I CAN RULE THE TREE EMPIRE!
Dragongirl: Lemmy: Ok, I've been reading this book about little white blobs for too long. Now there are little white blobs all over the
Dragongirl: place!
Dragongirl: Roy: Don't worry, Lemmy! They haven't been insane for too long!

NES Boy: Flurrie: I have Pokemon XD on the brain.

polkamon: Roy decided that he would put on a play called "Cheaper by the Dozen", but the only ones who would work for him
polkamon: were Lemmy and seven marshmallows.

Sam: Apparently, Doopliss has children.

J-bit: Bow Ghost Girl: I asked for "Cliffard the Red Dog", not "The Shining"!

peep cheep: Roy: I told you that the Non-Giving Tree was a good choice, but would you listen? Nope, you chose The Ice Book.

antiriku: Laughing Ghost: Haha! They are so ugly looking!
antiriku: Yelling Ghost: HEY! LEMMY! TURN ME BACK INTO MY TRUE FORM OR I WILL TELL KING DAD WHAT YOU DID! LEMMY!
antiriku: TURN ME BACK!
antiriku: Laughing Ghost: Haha! Lemmy turned Wendy into a ghost!
antiriku: Roy: Hey Lemmy, here are the tree seeds you told me to buy!
antiriku: Roy: I leave you for five minutes to go get tree seeds and you turn Wendy into a Boo. I am ashamed of you, Lemmy!

Yosh 3000: Lemmy found it better to read to a bunch of annoying Flurries instead of reading to his brother.

mike56: Roy: Lemmy, try this book about trees! If I learned one thing from these guys it's that they love tree books.

Roy Fanboy: Lemmy didn`t realize he was reading Mario's underwear!

Alex: While everyone was fighting about what to read for storytime, Roy found out ways to blackmail them.
Alex: Lemmy: You know that thing called privacy? Well, that's what I want right now.

Goomba: Lemmy: What're you yelling at me for? All I did was throw Roy down there and started to plot against Bowser in this little Goomba: commonplace book.
Goomba: Roy: HELP! I'm getting sucked into a random hole in the wall and all you're doing is sitting in Bowser's old rocking chair
Goomba: and reading a book called Roy'a Weaknesses. **GOOD PRIZE**
Goomba: Little white thing with crooked smile: The reason I'm using an emoticon to talk is because I don't want anyone to know I
Goomba: pushed Roy down there.

Jaz Koopa: Roy: LEMMY! You forgot your library card again!!!

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