Razor Koopa: Iggy: I pray to the repulsiveness to the republicans and Super Koopas of Lemmy's Land, with pie and whipped
Razor Koopa: cream on top. Wait, that's not what I said in A Little Learning...
Razor Koopa: Iggy: Roy, I'm REALLY sorry that we mistook your stuffed yellow gym sock for a banana and put it in your pie. Now
Razor Koopa: PLEASE don't turn around and kill me with Junior's stolen paintbrush which is why he didn't have it in NSMBW.
Razor Koopa: DONT KILL US!!!
Razor Koopa: Roy: Oh, come on! Just because you're testing my new green pudding recipe for me doesn't mean you have to look
Razor Koopa: worried or say your prayers to Plit! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Razor Koopa: Lemmy, Iggy, and Roy are in line for their school pictures. Ever since Lemmy and Iggy's new look from NSMBW,
Razor Koopa: both of them have been nervous they'll get teased to death when their pictures get taken. And since Roy hates
Razor Koopa: getting his picture taken, he has his paintbrush ready to paint the camera green. ***FIRST PRIZE***

princesspixiekitty1234567890: Iggy: Nice brush with green paint on it, Roy. Now Lemmy, why did you paint my hair green?

zz1666: Iggy: Woah, what's up with my hair?
zz1666: Roy: Now this is why I should have the paintbrush, not Jr.

Goomba: Iggy: AAAAAHHHH!!! Roy used PERMANENT paint to color my hair green! GREEN!!! AAAARRRGGHHH!
Goomba: Roy: Heh heh heh. You guys look like morons. I, however, look good, and I will admire myself in this hand mirror.
Goomba: Lemmy: Nintendo messed up my hair. It's supposed to be red, blue, pink, yellow, and green in that order! Not yellow,
Goomba: peach, blue, yellow, purple, and ponytail!
Goomba: Iggy: SHRIEK! I went bald and my hair got replaced with... PALM TREE LEAVES?!
Goomba: Lemmy: Shouldn't my shell be orange?

Mariorulez14: While some Koopalings accepted the change (Roy's shell color, for example), some had mental breakdowns over
Mariorulez14: their new looks.

Alex: Lemmy: I can't believe Nintendo wanted us to get these makeovers. We look like hippies!
Alex: Lemmy: Roy, do NOT eat that!
Alex: Iggy: I thought these were American Idol auditions, not New Super Mario Bros. Wii auditions!
Alex: Roy: I told ya two that you shouldn't let Nintendo give ya makovers.

GoombaBandit: Lemmy: Great, after being out of Mario games for 15 years, Iggy and me get a stupid makeover AND I HAVE A
GoombaBandit: PONYTAIL. Real profitable, Nintendo.

Luigi007: Iggy: AAAAAHHHHHH! I LOOK LIKE A CARROT!!!
Luigi007: Iggy: Come on! I just wanted a PENGUIN!!!

Dragongirl: Lemmy: This is just sad. Iggy just noticed that his hair is green.

Toadette: This is why Iggy looks the way he does in New Super Mario Bros. Wii.

Joseph Yoshi: Iggy: Are you kidding?! This'll never win me "Plit's Next Top Model"! **GOOD PRIZE**

Ian: Roy: Hey, at least we can tell you apart easier.

gibsonm496: OMG!!! HE'S EATING VEGETABLES!!!

Dana: Roy took hairstyling lessons from Peach.

Brick Block: This is exactly what happens when Iggy is buried alive in fertile soil and watered daily.
Brick Block: Iggy: No, Lemmy, this is not one of Roy's pranks. I just decided to put my head in the blender during Caption 129.

NES Boy: Roy: For my next trick, I will, defying all odds, paint all of our shells different colors! Stay glued to your sets!

Fred the Mole: While Iggy talks with Lemmy, Roy hides his green lollipop.
Fred the Mole: Roy: I have successfully painted Iggy's hair to look like a pineapple!

Techno the Hedgehog: This is why you never give Koopalings sugar.

Shadonic12: Lemmy: My god, I look like a Barbie doll.

Sky Koopatrol: Roy: Heh! Lemmy was so distracted by Iggy's hair that he didn't notice I glued his ponytail to the chair!

J-bit: Lemmy: First Larry with the star on his face, now this? No wonder they ditched the paint move in Kirby.

TurboSalad: Lemmy: Mmm... Pineapple.

mike56: Iggy: Why do you put me in your Captions, Fried The Hen?! I usually get beat up by Roy in the... Oh, hi Roy. Nice weather
mike56: we're having, huh?

flitchard: Iggy: All right, who put nuclear waste in my hair again?! Err, Roy? Have you gotten shorter?

Fred: Roy: I painted 'dat Iggy's hair PERMANENTLY green!!! What a loser!!!

Daniel: Roy: Now that I've grown a plant on your head, Larry will soak you daily! Ha ha ha!

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