Darkblade Koopa: Old Mushroom: OH NO, THAT BABY MIGHT EAT MY CEREAL! **GOOD PRIZE**

Changling: Baby Mario: Rats! I stuck this in the wrong place again!

Pit: Baby Mario: Wow... Toadsworth is such a scaredy cat.
Pit: Doopliss: Note to self, NEVER become Toadsworth's pants. EVER!
Pit: Baby Mario: How come he can jump that high and I can't? I DEMAND ANSWERS... and cheese.

flitchard: Dark Fawful Bug: Like I had the telling of them... NO baby's candy will be safe!

Jalvo the Slime: Toadsworth: MASTER MARIO, PLEASE GIVE HER NOSE BACK!
Jalvo the Slime: Only Peach's cry can break brick walls.

WendyRulez: And that's why Toadsworth went deaf in his older years.
WendyRulez: Peach: WAH! MARIO'S PICKING HIS NOSE!

Anamatronic Koopa: After that mishap, Toadsworth didn't like letting Baby Mario in the castle.

polkamon: Toadsworth: Oh no! The princess' nose has disappeared!

Yoshi's Clone: Toadsworth: SHHHH! You're screaming so loud you cracked the castle wall!

E-Man: Toadsworth suddenly realizes that his Dr. Eggman imitation actually scares Baby Peach.
E-Man: Baby Mario: Ummm... Toadsworth, it's-a not what it-a looks like!

Richard: Baby Mario: Hmm... I wonder what's wrong. Taking a pacifier out of Peach's mouth caused a tantrum. I mean, just look at
Richard: Toadsworth!**GOOD PRIZE**
Richard: Toadsworth: Yeow! What a tantrum! Mario, Peach is crying! I bet that pacifier in your hand would come in handy!

KGuy1: Baby Mario: TAKE YOUR MEDICINE!

54 king boo: This is what happens when you give Mario and Peach baby bottle pop.
54 king boo: It's hard to be a hero in the Mushroom Kingdom, so Baby Peach, Baby Mario, and Toadsworth have teamed up to give you
54 king boo: superhero training! The first class is only 100 coins!
54 king boo: Mario: I know that it's sad that there won't be candy at the Fourth of July parade, but settle down.

Larry the Tennis Master: Toadsworth: Princess! You're never going to win the Miss Mushroom pageant with a singing voice like that!
Larry the Tennis Master: The one time Mario hoped that the princess was in another castle.
Larry the Tennis Master: Toadsworth: Mario, I TOLD you that Mushrooms give the princess gas, but NO, YOU had to feed her 30.
Larry the Tennis Master: Baby Peach: I wanted a pony for my birthday, not a stupid pacifier that you already used!

Iggy26: Toadsworth: NOT ANOTHER DIAPER CHANGE NOOOOOOOO!!! ***FIRST PRIZE***

Dark Dimentio: Toadsworth: Help, Mario, the Shroobs stole my pupils!

The Yoshidude: Baby Mario: (Hehe! I'm going to squirt Baby Peach's carriage to pieces!)\

Yumi the Yoshi Tamer: Baby Peach: Waaaaaaaaaaaaah! (There's a crack in my beautiful wall!)
Yumi the Yoshi Tamer: Baby Mario: (What? I was gonna give it right back as soon as I was done using it.)
Yumi the Yoshi Tamer: Baby Mario: (It's all worth it just to see Toadsworth jump like that.)
Yumi the Yoshi Tamer: Young Toadsworth: OH NO! DO YOU EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY HOURS I JUST SPENT GETTING HER HIGHNESS
Yumi the Yoshi Tamer: TO BE HAPPY?! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Yumi the Yoshi Tamer: Young Toadsworth: Look! In the sky! There's some kind of smoke signal! 'E-Man 6/11/11'? What could it mean?! An
Yumi the Yoshi Tamer: attack signal? Young Master Mario, you must protect us!

victor: Toadsworth: HELP!!! Wait, Is this even the police station?

Screamy: Toadsworth: MY EYES!!!
Screamy: Elsewhere, Baby Luigi is staring at a crying Baby Daisy.
Screamy: Toadsworth: OH MY GOSH! THERE'S A CRACK IN THE WALL!
Screamy: Baby Peach hates it when Baby Mario picks his nose.
Screamy: Toadsworth: BABY MARIO, WHY DID YOU RIP MY EYES OUT AND THROW THEM AT BABY PEACH?!
Screamy: Baby Mario: So that's what the inside of a mouth looks like.
Screamy: Toadsworth: BOWSER, YOU'RE THE WORST BABYSITTER EVER!
Screamy: Baby Mario: Loves me not...

Kerry Koopa: Toadsworth: If she has to go wee that bad, then get her a Nintendo Wee!

Fried the hen: Toadsworth: EEP! You got germs all over the place.
Fried the hen: Peach: WAHHHH I don't wanna be in the same room as Mario.
Fried the hen: Toadsworth: This is 10 times worse than Wendy's tantrums.

AJ Koopa: Young Toadsworth: Super Nanny Away!

iggyandludwig: Baby Mario: Hmm... Baby Peach really like little maraca...

gold guy: Baby Mario: The princess is crying and the dam is about to break. I choose... TO EAT CHEESE!

martinbros: Peach: WHY DID YOU BREAK MY WALL?!

sheek: Baby Mario stealing Peach's binky makes her throw a fit of wall-cracking proportions!

Stink: Toadsworth: IT'S RAINING NAMES!!!

Bullet Billy: Toadsworth the Younger: Somebody stop her from crying! She's breaking that big wall!

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