Mark P: And this is what happens on Mario's birthday?
Mark P: Luigi: All I said was eat Mushroom Pizza, and now an angry mob is surrounding us?
Mark P: The good guys are freaked out due to the baddies' fashion.
Mark P: As usual, the good guys lose in Duck-Duck-Goose. **GOOD PRIZE**
Mark P: This is what happens when you don't pay your taxes.

Martin: Luigi: Man, this is the worst movie theater I've ever been too!
Martin: Mario: Hey! I didn't know Thwimps still exist!
Martin: Smiling Goomba: (Little do they know that I will destroy them all in 15 seconds, MUAHAHA!)

~Starfire~: When Luigi said "cut it out", the army thought he meant cut out their tongue.

Alexander von Koopa: The Parakoopatrol's test run worked perfectly, and the onlookers got to have free
Alexander von Koopa: plumber and Yoshi smoothie.

Bobby: Yoshi: (to Boo) Are you gonna finish eating that hot dog?
Bobby: Luigi: I thought Thwomps were huge, not the size of Koopas!
Bobby: Mario: What was wrong with filling the castle with lava?
Bobby: Luigi: All we wanted to ask was if you guys had a cup of sugar!
Bobby: Bowser's game: Mario Party Capture didn't work out too well.
Bobby: I thought Yoshis were supposed to eat ghosts!

Dark Koopa: Yoshi: Yoshi wear a pair of Mario Bros. shoes ONE time and this is what happens.
Dark Koopa: Mario: (to Thwomp) You okay? Your eyes are red.
Dark Koopa: Koopa Troopa: Okay, we got you. Now tell us how to get to the ice cream parlor!!! **GOOD
Dark Koopa: PRIZE**
Dark Koopa: Yoshi: No fair! Yoshi had spikes before it became popular! Everyone got to copy Yoshi style!

Miles "Thumbs" Power: The spiked group finally cornered the Marios, not realizing they were cardboard Miles "Thumbs" Power: cutouts.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Usher Koopa: For the last time, let me see your ticket stubs!
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Spiked Goomba: You will take the secret of how we hold these spears to your grave.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Mario: Gee, the IRS is really getting serious.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Luigi: Yoshi, did you remember to return the library book I gave you?
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Boo: See Yoshi, you're not the only one with a long car.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Koopa: Like I was saying. Put us in the next Paper Mario, or else.

Silver Knight: Mario: "Turn left here," he says, "It's a shortcut," he says...
Silver Knight: Behold, the never before released "Super Mario Ghetto World"!
Silver Knight: Luigi's not scared, he's just shocked at how those Goombas are holding those spears.

look behind you: I'm surprised Yoshi just doesn't eat them.

Dylan: Everyone who looks at the picture: Why do I even bother sending in a caption?
Dylan: Mario: And it all started last caption contest when Baby Bowser, Lemmy, Iggy, and Larry tried to find Dylan: Luigi in Mario 64...
Dylan: Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! T-there is a-a-a Mario is M-missing game cartridge behind you!

dethwing: It's Friday night, do you know where your princess is?

videogamerpat: Goomba 3: I'm the Homestar Runner. Some say I'm a tewific afawete!
videogamerpat: Luigi: Stop laughing! Mario's not that ugly.
videogamerpat: Yoshi: Comeon Dawgs... It's Cool...
videogamerpat: Boo: Oww... I bit my tongue...
videogamerpat: Koopa 2: I offer you this pointy spear of peace...
videogamerpat: Luigi: Ok, I admit, I am addicted to Animal Crossing...

Jeff the Great: The first version of Super Mario Bros. was only 3 seconds and involved Mario and Luigi
Jeff the Great: advancing four feet before being captured by Koopas. ***FIRST PRIZE***
Jeff the Great: In a desperate effort to cut costs, King Bowser glued spears to the faces of Goombas and
Jeff the Great: used them as guards (the Goombas, not the spears).
Jeff the Great: It was a dire situation: they were surrounded by Koopas, Mario had serious hat hair, and a
Jeff the Great: Boo had bit off Yoshi's tongue.

Sam: Luigi: Uhh, what did we do wrong now?

Todd: Koopa on the Right: Now that we have you, give up your pie!

Double D: While Mario and Luigi were debating whether they should fight the enemies or make a break for it, Double D: Yoshi was debating whether or not the Boo was tasty.
Double D: Mario: I really wish Yoshi wouldn't have eaten that 'Get out of dungeon free" card...
Double D: Luigi: What do you mean I was supposed to have the Super Mushroom?!
Double D: Even though having Bowser's army surround you and take you hostage is pretty scary, the real
Double D: reason Mario was freaked out was because Bowser does not serve cheese in the dungeon.

william: Mario: I'm telling you, we did not send a story called How the Mario Bros. Defeated the Koopas.

Metaknight: Luigi: The bad news is we're probably going to die, but the good news is I just saved on car Metaknight: insurance by swiching to Geico.

Star_Daniel: This looks like the end of our heroes...

Sam: Luigi: What did we do now?

DaKingKoopa: Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi: AHHHH! TOO MANY ENEMIES TO DEFEAT!
DaKingKoopa: And that is why Super Mario World 3 was never released for the SNES.
DaKingKoopa: Mario: Hey, why do most of these enemies have spikes?

mecha koopa: Luigi: You just had to press the switch.

MarioFanaticXV: And then, Bowser woke up!

Jenna: Luigi: I feel so safe when Mario and Yoshi get scared by so many guards.

Tommy Koopa: The IRS sent the Mario Bros. a little reminder about their taxes.
Tommy Koopa: Mario: So maybe we took the Thwimp's spike hats. Is that really so bad?

Johnny: Luigi: Hey Mario, I don't think they thought the joke was funny.

andy: Enemies: We're coming to take you away, ha ha ho ho hee hee...

Porygonlover322: Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! A SPYRO THE DRAGON Porygonlover322: CROSSOVER!!!

mathgrant: Mario: Hey-a, guys! I have-a an escape-a plan! Let's-a jump-a on the enemies' heads-a!
mathgrant: Luigi: I'm-a so scared, that-a my eyes are green-a!
mathgrant: Mario: Oh-a no! They're-a attacking us with-a triangles!
mathgrant: Yoshi: Yuck! The Boo is slobbering on me and causing me to speak in grammatically correct
mathgrant: sentences!

Boshee: Mario: AIIIIEEEE!!! I surrender! Just... please... move... your spear...
Boshee: Yoshi: Oh no!!! Yoshi no like this flavor spear!
Boshee: Luigi: Hey, look! Two Troopas, three Goombas, and four Thwomps! And all of them are sharp! That's
Boshee: an interesting pattern... Am I too optimistic?
Boshee: Luigi: (to a Thwomp) Hey... l-l-look, your shoelace is unt-tied!!!
Boshee: If they would just look the other way, they might notice that they aren't completely surrounded...
Boshee: Kid (Luigi): Ok, I think Halloween has gotten out of hand...

Kammy Koopa: Luigi always thinks anyone with sharp objects likes to sew.

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