lookbehindyou: Luigi: Mario, when-a I said you should go on a diet, I didn't-a mean you shouldn't eat!
lookbehindyou: Hey, Green Dude, you're scaring away the customers- Wait, HEY, MARIO BROTHERS,
lookbehindyou: THOSE CARTS ARE SHOP PROPERTY!!!
lookbehindyou: Luigi: Mamamia, I've-a lost a few inches-a and gained-a weight!

Martin: Stars: Sorry, we only allow old school sprites here. Go get another sprite and we'll talk.

Star_Daniel: Mario: Yay! The coffee and cheese are mine!
Star_Daniel: Luigi: I've got nothing to say.
Star_Daniel: Popple: You dimwits! I'll get my stuff back no matter how much it takes!!!

Slimer49'r: Popple: Why is that stupid arrow pointing at me? Is it because my first name is Reginald?

MetaKnight: Luigi: I stole more groceries from Popple!

Ludwig 222: Toad: And now, the most expensive item in Star-Mart is... Popple?

DaKingKoopa: Star Arrow: POPPLE BLOCKED OUT THE SIGN!
DaKingKoopa: Luigi: Hey, Mario, I bet I can beat you home!
DaKingKoopa: Little did the Stars, Mario, and Luigi know that Popple has a new Rookie, Toad!
DaKingKoopa: Toad: I want to kick the face above me!
DaKingKoopa: Blank, the place for all your blank needs!
DaKingKoopa: Shopping Carts: Quit pushing us while we have a heavy load!
DaKingKoopa: Popple: Don't you even TRY to stab me, you foolish Stars!
DaKingKoopa: Popple: Help me on my campaign to destroy all Star-Marts!

Double D: After all those years, Mario finally got to say "Look who's talkin'" at Luigi's diet jokes.
Double D: If you thought this was a lot of food, wait until you see how much they had AFTER snack time!
Double D: Popple: How dare you steal my groceries?! ... Or was that Mario's line?
Double D: Lemmy was definitely here.
Double D: News Reporter (looking at picture): In other news, Star-Mart was sabotaged and robbed by Popple
Double D: yesterday. Mario and Luigi are suspected of helping him, although Mario and Luigi deny it, saying
Double D: that they had paid to clean out the store's pasta isle.

Cosmo: Alright, who's the jerk who wrote Star-Mart under the Ummfmmn store's sign?

Ninja-Z: Toad: The star arrow has selected Popple. Please point and laugh at this bozo. **GOOD PRIZE**
Ninja-Z: Toad: *&*& Popple, it's just a stinkin' atomic bomb you dropped into Mario's cart. What can go wrong
Ninja-Z: with that in his hands?
Ninja-Z: Mario: Oh-a boy, it sure is great we're-a buying all these VCRs even though we-a don't have a TV!
Ninja-Z: Toad: And the mystery has been solved. Mario and Luigi used Popple's hot temper to kill the store
Ninja-Z: manager so they could buy a year's supply of boxes of cookie crumbs!

Chelsea koopa: Mario: I just LOVE this store! Luigi, what did you buy- WOAH!
Chelsea koopa: Popple: Grr... How dare they ignore me, the Great Popple?!
Chelsea koopa: Toad: Come again soon! ^_^

Luigi_Ownz: Popple: So much for smart shopping. All they bought was cheese, a GameCube, books, and
Luigi_Ownz: Nickoloden Party Blast!
Luigi_Ownz: Toad: Come again... when I'm fired. **GOOD PRIZE**
Luigi_Ownz: Mario: I wonder what Luigi's gonna do with all those books!

Bobby: Popple: Oh no! The stars are trying to steal the face of Star-Mart! Oh, the horror!

Dan koopa: Welcome to graffiti mart! Come steal 'til your heart's content.

Dark Koopa: Luigi: Mario, I'm not too fond of that cereal's slogan: "Lucky Germs, they're magically
Dark Koopa: contagious!"

Waluigi's Twin: Toad: Hey, they're having a sale on Popples today!
Waluigi's Twin: Mario: Luigi, I think we're heading the wrong way to the exit!

Punisher: Mario: Luigggiiii, can I have a toy pleewweessseee?!
Punisher: Popple: SOMEONE GOT TO DISTROY THE SIGN BEFORE ME!!! NNNOOOO!!!
Punisher: Lemmy in a Toad suit: Now I'll get the star dress I've always wanted!

Mario: What Luigi didn't know was that he looked at the price tag on the rare purple star and it said 2.00. That
Mario: was a mistake. The . was a purple smudge.

Blue Boo: It's one thing to paint graffiti on the wall, but you know it's serious when you draw Popple, an
Blue Boo: arrow of stars, Mario and Luigi (with shopping carts), and you go for a little flavor and draw Toad
Blue Boo: on the door.

babykoopa19: So that's where all the sprites from Sunshine came from.

Miles "Thumbs" Power: Toad: At star mart, we're rolling back prices all over the place! NO! NOT OVER MY
Miles "Thumbs" Power: CAR! ***FIRST PRIZE***
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Mario: Where's the entrance? Hm, that arrow of stars is almost too obvious. It must
Miles "Thumbs" Power: be this way!
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Popple: First you take the Beanstar away from me, then you mess up my sign, now
Miles "Thumbs" Power: you steal all of my boxes?! When will it end?!
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Toad: Sorry, Mario, but your boxes are in another castle.

enrique: Worker: Attention all shoppers, we are having a sale on stolen Tetris pieces, Popple's treat!

Dash: Mario: Careful, Luigi. It looks like that picture of stars is trying to steal from us.
Dash: Cart: This Mario is heavy to push!
Dash: Try the new game for GameCube, Mart Mario Madness, which is super-short, super easy, costs $60.00,
Dash: and is a boring game, but it's worth it!
Dash: The stars aren't in the shape of an arrow, they're in the shape of an umbrella.
Dash: Luigi: Mario, I told you that if we went to the other side of the planet, people would still try to steal our
Dash: groceries!
Dash: Toad: Good news! We just changed the name of our store! First, it was Star Mart, now it's... this... uh...
Dash: funky scribble name!

Cheeseboy: Toad: Come again... (low voice) you stupid shoplifters.
Cheeseboy: Mario: Can you believe they gave us these lit dynamite for free?!
Cheeseboy: Popple: I should'a never given Mario and Luigi the book "How to be a Worthless Loser Thief".

Cayce Mark Collier: Mario: I like this place 'cause someone is forcing me to!

Kirby 25: Popple: Grrrrrrrr... I want those toys!

Paul, age 9: Popple: Grrr... Where's the Cheetos?
Paul, age 9: Haha, Mario bought Cheez Whiz and the Cheese Encyclopedia!
Paul, age 9: Mario: CHEEZ PLEEZ!
Paul, age 9: Luigi. That fat scuzzball...

NIKOLAS: Popple: Hey! Those are mine!

Shadow Mario: Popple: HEY! GET BACK HERE WITH THE STUFF I WAS SUPPOSED TO STEAL!!!
Shadow Mario: Toad: Wow, this is pretty ordinary.
Shadow Mario: Luigi: I bought more stuff than you. Hand over the 1 trillion coins.
Shadow Mario: Toad: Hey, where's Rookie?
Shadow Mario: Offscreen voice: Vandalizing local supermarket: $50. Buying more stuff than your more
Shadow Mario: popular brother: $30. Making your local Popple furious for buying more: priceless.

Dylan: Mario: Okay, we've got pasta, cheese, and spaghetti sauce. I think that's all we need to build a new Dylan: Mario Kart: Double Dash kart.

Kirbyfancobra: Buy your stuff at Star-Mart, the only superstore chain with 4,000 lawsuits a day. Even
Kirbyfancobra: Wal-Mart can't beat that!

mathgrant: Luigi: My life is complete now that I bought these flimsy letters "k" and "i"!
mathgrant: Mario: My life-a is-a complete now-a that I bought-a this semi-colon!
mathgrant: Popple: My life is complete now that I bought this Toad-in-a-White-Box!

LuigiKoopa: The strange green policeman suspects the Mario Brothers of vandalizing the Star-Mart sign.
LuigiKoopa: Star-Mart hired an entertainer to attract more customers, but when he saw the Mario Brothers
LuigiKoopa: shopped there he quit.

Detective Conan: Popple: Grr... They raised the leotard price AGAIN. And they say they had good service.

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