Lord Wilco: Iggy hurries to refuel the "E-Honda" as gas is expensive nowadays, and he needs the prize
Lord Wilco: money to pay his debt to the oil sharks.

Mewd: When Mario attempts to purchase a Honda, the stock market tickers report economical collaspe of
Mewd: the Mushroom Kingdom as a result.

MetaKnight: Mario: So you want me to knock you out?!

Waluigi's Twin: Iggy: Okay, this machine tells me that there's 1 Mario, 1 Sumo Wrestler, 1 Angry Sun, 1 Luigi,
Waluigi's Twin: 1 Big Shy Guy, 3 Koopa Troopas, 3 Goombas, 4 Lakitus, 4 Toads, 5 Fly Guys. and 5 Piranha
Waluigi's Twin: Plants above me, BUT THERE ISN'T A SINGLE TACO?!
Waluigi's Twin: Luigi: There Mario goes AGAIN, fighting those oversized enemies! Will he ever learn?

Dylan: Iggy: I sure hope E. Honda will be my bodyguard against Roy, but my guess is that he'll actually be
Dylan: Luigi's chef.
Dylan: In this Nintendo DS game, the top screen does a pointless battle while the bottom screen tries to
Dylan: figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. ***FIRST PRIZE***

John Rosado: Mario: I KNEW that I should've brought some power-ups!!!

Toddy Koopa: E-Honda: Where is my opponent?
Toddy Koopa: Mario: I though Italy and Japan were supposed to be allies.
Toddy Koopa: Mario: That's my sumo opponent? I wanted the orange guys that made fire!
Toddy Koopa: Iggy: I set the bomb, now how do I get out of here?

Dash: Brown Circle: You think you have it hard, Mario. HE IS STANDING ON ME!
Dash: THIS is what happens when Mario loses a bet.
Dash: Big Guy: I don't think I'm in Japan anymore.
Dash: Iggy: What does this say? Hmmm... "Do not read this."

MarioFanaticXV: Iggy: Let's see... UNIVAC? Guess this is the super computer that powers Mario's games.
MarioFanaticXV: Time to get ka-blewy!
MarioFanaticXV: Iggy: Let's see... pRoPurdee of wOrtan cupa jR. Guess this is the super computer that
MarioFanaticXV: powers Mario's games!
MarioFanaticXV: Mario: Mamamia, and I thought Bowser had bad breath!

Philip Mekeel: Goomba 1: *sigh* I almost feel sorry for Mario.

Koopus: Iggy: All I have to do is pull this string and my hair color will be back to normal, if it ever was normal
Koopus: in the first place.
Koopus: Angry Sun: That's right, give him the look, like me, look at me, you see my face that's how you want
Koopus: your face to look.

Punisher: Angry Sun: 1-100 on Mario, 1-1 on the Sumo.
Punisher: Iggy: Payback time, Mario.
Punisher: Which one is fatter? Mario or Mr. Sumo.
Punisher: Announcer: Welcome back to 2022 Olympics here in Mushroom Kingdom. Mario and Mr. Sumo are
Punisher: going to sumo for the gold medal match.

Super Goomba: Iggy: MWAHAHAHA! With this (excuse me if I sound too much like Ludwig here)
Super Goomba: invention-thingy, I can take tough guy up there's strength and defeat Mario once and for all!

Bobby: If you think this is weird, you should see what happens when Iggy accidently gives the Star to Mario!

Kirby 25: Mario is facing one of the Street Fighter guys and he tries everything.

Jeff the Great: The crowd cheered, unaware that the sumo wrestler was actually a robot controlled from a
Jeff the Great: spider hole by Saddam Hussein (cleverly disguised as mild-mannered Iggy Koopa).

luigikoopa: Iggy's latest plan to destroy Mario: The Remote Controlled Sumo Wrestler.

Slimer49'r: It's a sad day when Mario decides to join the Super Duper Sumos.
Slimer49'r: Iggy: What's wrong with this TV?!

Jen Koopa: Iggy: Curse newfangled CD players, CURSE THEM!!!

Green Yoshi: Iggy: I think it's great Mario took up what seems to be either suicide or sumo wrestling, but Green Yoshi: how come I can't get this soda machine to work?

Link: Mario: This-a sumo is-a so fat-a I think he is-a filled with cheese!
Link: Mario vs. the Sumo pinata.

Dark Koopa: Iggy: I wish I didn't have to contol this thing from an old gym sock.
Dark Koopa: Iggy: Stupid machine. I wanted a Sumo Brother, not a sumo wrestler.

Star_Daniel: Mario: It's-a me, Mario! I'm-a gonna get you!
Star_Daniel: Sumo Wrestler: You have no chance of stopping me! Ha ha ha!
Star_Daniel: Iggy: This ingenious machine of mine will make the sumo wrestler win! And I'll be in BIG CASH!
Star_Daniel: Yay!

The Angry Moon: Angry Sun: I see some fat sumo, who is he battling?

Mr. Fudge Plunger: Mario came to the conclusion that he apparently wasn't the fattest videogame character
Mr. Fudge Plunger: there ever was.
Mr. Fudge Plunger: Mario: Does Sumo Wrestling really REQUIRE wearing an oversized diaper?!

DaKingKoopa: Mario: ROAR! I'm the strong man!
DaKingKoopa: Mario: Would you like to come over for cookies after this battle?
DaKingKoopa: It's the new ripoff game, Mario vs. Highly-Advanced X-men!
DaKingKoopa: Iggy: Heheheh... The machine I made has successfully made Larry a LOT stronger! But I wish I DaKingKoopa: was out there...
DaKingKoopa: Angry Sun: Why am I here?
DaKingKoopa: Luigi: Oh no! Mario's gonna win!
DaKingKoopa: For some reason, another person is in the Mario universe!
DaKingKoopa: Gourmet Guy: I think that strong-man would make a tasty cake!
DaKingKoopa: Fly Guys: Once the battle is over, we shall take over the stadium!
DaKingKoopa: Fly Guys: Whoopee! Mario's going to get his butt whooped!
DaKingKoopa: Little did Mario know that the strong-man was actually a robot!
DaKingKoopa: Lakitus: We are... the Lakitu Bros!

Delta: Koopa Troopa: Um... Shouldn't we be attacking Luigi?
Delta: It would really help Mario to have a power-up.

Denny W. Koopa: Wario's true form, A SUMO WRESTLER!
Denny W. Koopa: While Mario and his opponent fight above hole #17 at Toadstool's Golf tournament, Iggy
Denny W. Koopa: activates the shrink machine in his hidden base, The Putter!

Danny Neuman: Larry: Remember to always hide the narrator.

Nightshade: With Iggy stuck in the pit trap and Sumo Guy being pelted with Mini-Marios, the Angry Sun could
Nightshade: now destroy Sweden. **GOOD PRIZE**

mathgrant: Rick Moranis stars in the new movie, "Honey, I Shrunk Mario, Iggy, the Fighting Arena, and
mathgrant: Everything but the Evil Wrestler Guy".
mathgrant: Iggy: I opened up the brown hole, but nobody has fallen down to me yet! Who turned off gravity?
mathgrant: Iggy: I'm now inside the arena's stomach!

Martin: Iggy's attempts to make the sumo wrestler even bigger really messed up the Angry Sun.

Brandon: Iggy: Finally I can get a sumo wrestler on Lemmy's site!

Fludd Master: Iggy: It's time to hide and go BOOM!
Fludd Master: Big Shy Guy: I wish I could be bigger than him! **GOOD PRIZE**

Gold Yoshi: Mario: Hey!!! Put some clothes on!!!
Gold Yoshi: Iggy: All I have to do is press this button and BOOM!!! Hahahahahaha!
Gold Yoshi: Iggy (announcer): Here we are in sunny Grass Land at the biggest Sumo Match of the year. It's
Gold Yoshi: the reigning champion, Hanko, versus the surprise newcomer who has been making a bang in
Gold Yoshi: the Sumo world, Mario Mario!!!
Gold Yoshi: Little did Mario know this was going to be his biggest Sumo match ever, literally.

corbin the crazy yoshi: Sumo Shy Guy: WOW! I wanna wrestle the big fat sumo like me!

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